While I was walking down the street, I saw
The drunk-up man who’s got the biggest nose I’ve ever seen, yeah!
He was listening to the “Cypress Hill”, (Wanna be a rock superstar)
Smashing on the cars with his bottles of beer!
G.A.VE OHOHOHO G.A.VE OHOHOHO
He’d never stop and would keep drinking more,
‘Till I had his dinner splattered on my floor!
Maybe you may think he went too far
When he ate a cigarette box with a chocolate bar
And in the middle of a crowded beach
He started P-I-S-S-I-N-G
There are so many stories you should know!
About the most fucked-up man I’ve ever seen yeah!!